Each time your cutesy, fancy, inaccessible Flash presentation fries my 'puter..

I gets just a little bit more ill..

Each time your cutesy, fancy, inaccessible Flash presentation fries my 'puter..

I have to go through the entire reboot process of shutting everything down and then starting back up all over again..

Each time your cutesy, fancy, inaccessible Flash presentation fries my 'puter..

I'm just that much less likely to come back and set a spell on your cyber porch..

Each time your cutesy, fancy, inaccessible Flash presentation fries my 'puter..

I'm going to take just that much closer a look at those billions upon billions of other webpages offering a much more accessible virtual sandbox in which to play..

Each time your cutesy, fancy, inaccessible Flash presentation fries my 'puter..

You can bet your bottom greenback(s), these fingertips won't be the only ones..